A.F.I. (AFI) - Highschool Football Hero

Answer That And Stay Fashionable / 1997-04-22 1. Cereal Wars 2. Open Your Eyes 3. Two Of A Kind 4. Ny-Quil 5. Don't Make Me Ill 6. Kung-Fu Devil 7. The Mother In Me 8. Self Pity 9. I Wanna Mohawk (But Mom Won't Let Me Get One) 10. Half Empty Bottle 11. Highschool Football Hero 12. Key Lime Pie 13. Rizzo In The Box 14. Yurf Rendenmein 15. Your Name Here 16. The Checkered Demon 17. Brownie Bottom Sundae

Highschool Football Hero

Wanna be a highschool football hero with an S.A.T. score less then zero.
Wanna try to drink my weight in beer.
I wanna be a highschool football hero.
Wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game.
Don't care about my future
'cause it is just another day.
I'll rush for forty yards and drink four forties later on.
I'm done with this brunette, someone pass another blonde.
Wanna be a highschool football hero with an S.A.T score less than zero.
Wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o.
I wanna be a highshcool football hero.
My coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids.
I've gotta get my rest so I can party with the boys.
My brain's put in upside-down so I'm just a little slow.
I'll change my name to Bubba so that
everyone will know...
I wanna be a highschool football hero with an S.A.T. score less than zero.
Wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o.
Wanna be a highschool football hero. (x2)
Wanna be a highschool football hero. Hike!