Elvis Costello - Charm School

Punch The Clock / 1983-03-01 1. Charm School 2. Everyday I Write The Book (Live) 3. Heathen Town 4. King Of Thieves 5. Let Them All Talk 6. Love Went Mad 7. Mouth Almighty 8. Pills And Soap 9. Shatterproof 10. Shipbuilding 11. The Element Within Her 12. The Flirting Kind 13. The Greatest Thing 14. The Invisible Man 15. The World And His Wife 16. The World and His Wife (Live) 17. TKO (Boxing Day) 18. Town Where Time Stood Still 19. Walking On Thin Ice

Charm School

Men made out of monkeys
Men made into mice
Happy days are here again
And all the drinks half price
A girl with a trick and a man with a calling

Trying to make a living out of your downfalling
TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING out of anything at all
Didn't they teach you anything except how to be cruel
In that charm school

You and I as lovers
Were nothing but a farce
TRYING TO MAKE A SILK PURSE
OUT OF A SOW'S ARSE
Saying 'Why don't you watch me'
Hardly speaking SOTTO VOCE

I've got a notion
I've got an angle
Take your dreams and promises
And put them through the mangle
They say it's hell to finance too
And I just want to romance you

In this perpetual nightclub
I'll be yours eternal
Though the hours are long
And the noise infernal
JUST ONE SHAMEFUL ACT OR SOMETIMES TWO
WE MAKE BELIEVE WE'RE MAKING DO