Randy Newman - Short People

Little Criminals / 1977-04-01 1. Short People 2. You Can't Fool The Fat Man 3. Little Criminals 4. Texas Girl At The Funeral Of Her Father 5. Jolly Coppers On Parade 6. In Germany Before The War 7. Sigmund Freud's Impersonation Of Albert Einstein In America 8. Baltimore 9. I'll Be Home 10. Rider In The Rain 11. Kathleen (Catholicism Made Easier) 12. Old Man On The Farm

Short People

Short People

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here