The Beatles - Mean Mr. Mustard

Abbey Road / 1969-09-26 1. Come Together 2. Maxwell's Silver Hammer 3. Something 4. You Never Give Me Your Money 5. Mean Mr. Mustard 6. Golden Slumbers 7. Oh! Darling 8. The End 9. I Want You (She's So Heavy) 10. She Came In Through The Bathroom Window 11. Carry That Weight 12. Because 13. Here Comes The Sun 14. Her Majesty

Mean Mr. Mustard

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man

His sister Shelly works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Such a dirty old man

Mean Mister Mustard
Such a dirty dirty
Mean Mister Mustard
Such a dirty dirty
Mean Mister Mustard

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man