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Weird Al Yankovic / A Complicated Song
A Complicated SongUh huh ... extra cheeseUh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me Pizza, party at your house I went, just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame No one came Just us eatin' all alone You said, "Take the pizza home" "No sense lettin' all this go to waste" So then I faced Pizza all day And every day This cheese 'round the clock Is gettin' me blocked And I sure don't care For irregularity Tell me Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, in the bathroom I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? No no no I was feelin' pretty down 'Till my girlfriend came around We're just so alike in every way I gotta say In fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me Who would have guessed Her family crest I'd suddely spy Tattooed on her thigh And son-of-a-gun It's just like the one on me Tell me How was I supposed to know we were both related? Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? No no no No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I had so much on my mind I thought, maybe I'd unwind Try out, that new roller coaster ride And the guide Said not to stand But that's a demand That I couldn't meet I got on my feet And stood up instead And knocked off my head, you see Tell me Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? It really is a major inconvienience Oh man, I really hate it It's such a drag now I can't eat I can't breathe I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated Oh no, why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? I gotta tell ya Life without a head kinda makes me irritated What a bummer I can't blink I can't talk I can't sneeze But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated No no no |
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