The Dead Milkmen - Beach Song

Big Lizard In My Backyard / 1985-08-01 1. Tiny Town 2. Beach Song 3. Plum Dumb 4. Swordfish 5. V.F.W. 6. Rastabilly 7. Serrated Edge 8. Lucky 9. Big Lizard 10. Gorilla Girl 11. Bitchin' Camaro 12. Filet Of Sole 13. Spit Sink 14. Violent School 15. Takin' Retards To The Zoo 16. Junkie 17. Right Wing Pigeons 18. Dean's Dream 19. Laundromat Song 20. Nutrition 21. Tugena

Beach Song

Sand is hurting my tender feet
The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine
I hate the people on the beach
With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane

I don't wanna be on the beach! No! (x2)
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No!

I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she
Lies on the beach like a barrier reef
Soaking up the stupid sun
While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun

I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! (x2)
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!
(x2)

This is no way to spend a summer
I've got sand caked on my feet
I gave my ice cream to a shark
And now I've got nothing to eat
No fun!

I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun.