The Dead Milkmen - Nutrition

Big Lizard In My Backyard / 1985-08-01 1. Tiny Town 2. Beach Song 3. Plum Dumb 4. Swordfish 5. V.F.W. 6. Rastabilly 7. Serrated Edge 8. Lucky 9. Big Lizard 10. Gorilla Girl 11. Bitchin' Camaro 12. Filet Of Sole 13. Spit Sink 14. Violent School 15. Takin' Retards To The Zoo 16. Junkie 17. Right Wing Pigeons 18. Dean's Dream 19. Laundromat Song 20. Nutrition 21. Tugena

Nutrition

Now my life is easy
My life ain't hard
I'm gonna spend all day
In my fuckin' backyard
I ain't got no money
Hell, I don't care
My parents let me use their credit card

I've got nowhere to go
Just hang out on the street
My folks say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah! I care about nutrition

Tried to get a job
At the retail store
But I could not stand the competition
Now I spend all my time
Hangin' out at the shore
Givin' myself a skin condition

I've got nowhere to go
Just movin' on my feet
People say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah! I care about nutrition

Sometimes I get upset
When I see on the TV
All them people in this world
That is starvin'
But there's nothin' in this world
That could possibly bother me
When I smell the turkey Dad is carvin'

Boy I'm starving
Christ I'm starving!

My folks said
I gotta get myself a job
'Cause they ain't gonna support me
Well, if all I am to them
Is just some lazy slob
Why didn't they abort me?

I guess I'll just hang out
On Broad and South
Livin' by my intuition
At least I give a shit
What I put into my mouth
Yeah! I care about nutrition

Nutrition
It's good for me
Nutrition
I've got vitamin C
I care (x3)
I give a healthy shit
And Mom and Dad say if I eat all of my food
I can go to the hard core show and see F.O.D.