The Dead Milkmen - Takin' Retards To The Zoo

Big Lizard In My Backyard / 1985-08-01 1. Tiny Town 2. Beach Song 3. Plum Dumb 4. Swordfish 5. V.F.W. 6. Rastabilly 7. Serrated Edge 8. Lucky 9. Big Lizard 10. Gorilla Girl 11. Bitchin' Camaro 12. Filet Of Sole 13. Spit Sink 14. Violent School 15. Takin' Retards To The Zoo 16. Junkie 17. Right Wing Pigeons 18. Dean's Dream 19. Laundromat Song 20. Nutrition 21. Tugena

Takin' Retards To The Zoo

It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2)

Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road stepping on the gas
Down a winding road just daydreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2)

One of them blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head on collision bodies everywhere
Head on collision retards beware

Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2)