The Dead Milkmen - Big Lizard

Big Lizard In My Backyard / 1985-08-01 1. Tiny Town 2. Beach Song 3. Plum Dumb 4. Swordfish 5. V.F.W. 6. Rastabilly 7. Serrated Edge 8. Lucky 9. Big Lizard 10. Gorilla Girl 11. Bitchin' Camaro 12. Filet Of Sole 13. Spit Sink 14. Violent School 15. Takin' Retards To The Zoo 16. Junkie 17. Right Wing Pigeons 18. Dean's Dream 19. Laundromat Song 20. Nutrition 21. Tugena

Big Lizard

Big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed him anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbour's door

I bought a big lizard
Only a dollar fifty
Well, that's pretty neat
Yeah it's fuckin' nifty
But I just can't afford to feed it
And you should see the way it shits

I've got a big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed it anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbour's door

I was knocked outta bed
Late last night
I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
I ran downstairs to find an army man
He said "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"

There's no more big lizard in my backyard
I won't have to feed him anymore
No more lizard in my backyard
They shipped his ass to El Salvador!

Was knocked outta bed
Late last night
I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
I ran downstairs to find an army man
He said "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"

Big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed it anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbour's door

I bought a big lizard
Only a dollar fifty
Well, that's pretty neat
Yeah it's fuckin' nifty
But I just can't afford to feed it